This is Pat. Pat is patient.
Day
- September 17, 2013. GTA V comes out. Pat finishes it and sits down to wait for GTA VI. Just for a minute.
- 2014. He buys GTA V again, on a newer console. It is research.
- 2015. The pizza goes cold. Pat calls it aged.
- 2017. Nothing. A forum post says the map leaked. It was a drawing.
- 2019. A plant shows up. It believes in him.
- 2020. The whole world stays home and waits. Pat was early.
- 2022. He buys GTA V a third time. A spider moves in.
- December 2023. The GTA VI trailer. Pat watches it. Pat watches it again. The number is private.
- 2025. The GTA VI date moves. Then it moves again. Pat does not. The mail piles up.
- Today. Day {days}. Same couch. Same remote. GTA VI still has no signal.
Waiting for GTA VI. Since September 17, 2013.
The room opens in --:--:--
Market: closed. Pat is calm.
Pat's diary
CH II
Join Pat on hold.
He has been on this call with GTA VI since 2013. There is music. There is a menu. Every option leads to option 3.
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HESOYAM, AEZAKMI, ROCKETMAN, OPPRESSOR, VICECITY, GTA6, SOON. Or dial 1-999-529-93787 to lawyer up, 1-999-759-3255 for skyfall.
CH III
Do nothing. Beat Pat.
Press start. Then don't touch anything. No mouse, no keys, no scrolling, no other tabs. It is harder than it sounds. Pat's record is 13 years.
00:00:00
CH IV
How long have you been waiting?
Everything stays on your device. Nothing is uploaded. To share on X, download the card and attach it.
The waiting room
CH V
Make your own Pat.
Pick a pose, a face, a hat and a sky. Drag him around. Write anything. Download it and post it. Nothing is uploaded.
To post on X: download first, then attach the picture.
Pose
Face
Hat
Background
Free meme kit
Still waiting for ___. Take Pat, make it yours.
Still WaitingVI
PatWaiting
HopeDay 1
RefreshAgain
DelayTwice
Breakdown2025
It happenedMaybe
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01 Waiting
PNG SVG Sticker Emoji
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02 Hope
PNG SVG Sticker Emoji
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03 Despair
PNG SVG Sticker Emoji
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04 Breakdown
PNG SVG Sticker Emoji
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05 Clicking
PNG SVG Sticker Emoji
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06 It happened
PNG SVG Sticker Emoji
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On the couch
PNG (with background) SVG
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The couch
PNG SVG
Poses: transparent PNG (1024 px), SVG, Telegram sticker (512 px WEBP) and 128 px emoji. "On the couch" is a full scene (opaque PNG with background).
